Monty Roberts, that supreme pig of the horse world, I Imagine is very proud of himself for duping the presigious "Vanity Fair" columnist Dominick Dunne. It seems the pig's lies which Dunne reported regarding the Chandra Levy murder (see Publicity-Crazed Monty Roberts Goes Over the Edge - Aug.02) resulted in Dunne getting sued by Rep. Gary Condit. Here's a tidbit for Condit --- you should have sued the pig, you twit! As for Monty --- aren't you supposed to be off somewhere allegedly training horses, or should that be killing horses --- oops --- maybe that's supposed to be training horses to kill people --- oops again --- poisoning horses, switching valuable foals?

(Posted: April 03)